The real story of ‘Headless Body in Topless Bar,’ as argued by veterans of the New York Post
“Hang on, Vinnie, we’re not a hundred per cent sure it’s a topless bar!”
Vinnie jumped on top of his desk and waved his arms.
“It’s gotta be a topless bar!” he cried. “This is the greatest f——— headline of my career!”
Possibly the greatest headline of all time.
(via shannonpareil)
